Dash 2: Parents 0
In the car leaving Fresh Choice for home:
Dash: "Mama, I want milk."
Mama: "Whoops! Dash, I forgot to bring a milk sippy... We'll be home in a few minutes and get some then, okay?"
Dash: "Mama, I'm going to Doot Doot you."
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In the car in front of Petunia's friend Zee's house, as Petunia and I delivered Zee's Christmas card and a little present:
Dash: "Daddy, I want to get out of the car."
The Guv: "No, Dash, you're not getting out; Mama and Petunia will be right back."
Dash: "Daddy, you're just getting ruder and ruder."